Have you ever thought of owning and living with an English Bulldog (a.k.a. British Bulldog)?
I mean, come on… their wrinkles, friendly and gregarious temperament.. what’s not to love?
Find out the most hilarious top 10 reasons for owning an English Bulldog below!
10. Unlike humans, wrinkles actually look good on them.
9. Bulldog slobber was tinted green and used as slime in the 90′s Nickelodeon show, Double Dare.
I bet your neighbor can’t say that about her Yorkie.
8. When you have a staring contest, your English bulldog will always let you win.
They’re generous like that.
7. They are so lovable, you’ll disown your children and leave your inheritance to your bulldog.
6. The stubbornness of the English bulldog allows you to practice (and get really good at) your debating skills
If you’ve never owned an English bulldog, you probably won’t laugh as hard. Heck, you may not even chuckle. But, on the other hand, if you currently own, have owned one in the past, or even know an English bulldog, these will ring true. So, without further ado, here they are:
5. They snuggle better than any other snuggle buddy you’ll ever have.
Their kisses are like Xanax.
4. The insane amount of snoring emitted by an English bulldog prepares you for sleeping through an F5 tornado that was spawned during the detonation of an atomic bomb next door to your house.
You will become immune to the snoring. You will not, however, become immune to your husband’s snoring. EVER.
3. They are the only breed of dog that can skateboard, surf, fart, and snore…. simultaneously.
2. English bulldogs are great vacuum cleaners and dish washers.
Don’t believe me? Just drop a cookie or lay down a half-eaten plate of lasagna.
Drum roll please……
1. The gas emitted by an English bulldog has been rated by the EPA to be a natural alternative to Napalm.
If you can survive one day with English bulldog, you can survive guerrilla fighting in the Congo.
